You know you’re fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day.
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yEa she suckin ur dick but when she go home she rebloggin my textposts so we know who the clear winner is


maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.

A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)